Window Peeper
startled
by the motion
censor lights you installed,
your landlord stumbles down the walk
cursing
Remember…
…old tricks
your brother played
yesterday–-April fool!—
but don’t miss the new laughter in
his eyes…
On Second Thought
Remove
your flannel robe
from the Give Away box:
a welcome shower turned once more
to snow.
Cross Country
bedbugs
vacationing
in a Winnebago
caused the family reunion
to suck
A Neighbor’s Best Friend
Dang dog!
Give him a bath
and he itches to go
rolling in cow-flop and week-old
road-kill . . .
No Windows Underground
Sis watched
the sun go down
with a crippled miner
who lived across the road until
daybreak
Status Cymbals
MY B
F F PRISSY
BADONKADONK SED SHE
UNFRENDED ALL 1003
UV US
Disconnected
Love called
and I answered
with a pre-recorded
message: “…busy right now…call back…"
later
Trying Mother’s Patience
(An exercise in monometer)
She counts
from one
to ten
and, then,
to ten
again.
But when
she counts
from ten
to one
. . . . . run!
