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		<title>The Crowning of the Blessed Virgin with a Wreath</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 16:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marcy Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Marcy Jarvis]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Mother Mary greets us on May Morning.</div>
<div>Mourning not, she smiles to see us come.</div>
<div>Coming with a basket of blue glory,</div>
<div>Glory unto her; May is her month.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
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		<title>He Answered Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marcy Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Marcy Jarvis]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>He answered me! My grain ran straight away</div>
<div>through me into my lower half; I felt</div>
<div>my hips receive his message and my back</div>
<div>relax into my seat as if a belt</div>
<div>were holding all this sifted sand aloft</div>
<div>inside my breast, inside my brain till this:</div>
<div>He answered me and turned me upside down</div>
<div>and left my top a vacant hourglass.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
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		<title>The Display</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 04:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah Giragosian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Sarah Giragosian]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I.<br />
	Gone: the lilac dive,<br />
	the glitter of pollen.&nbsp; Gone&nbsp; <br />
	too are the cosmos.</p>
<p>II.<br />
	Bestowed on a tack,<br />
	below the thorax, the name<br />
	Papilio hovers.</p>
<p>III.<br />
	The grave enclosure<br />
	frames the line-up: they&rsquo;re tagged now,<br />
	stiff in their lockup.</p>
<p>IV.<br />
	Mounted, splayed like cards, <br />
	the Pieridae are flightless,<br />
	like scissored play-hearts.&nbsp;</p>
<p>V.<br />
	Moths, their negatives,<br />
	seem over-exposed, their scales <br />
	like gauze in bulbed light.</p>
<p>VI.<br />
	The voyeur eye frets<br />
	at their flourished laterals,<br />
	their backs gripped by pins.</p>
<p>V.<br />
	Not stomped on, nor swept<br />
	away, these bugs, with pupil-<br />
	patterned wings, stare back.</p>
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		<title>Excerpts From A Brief History of World Literature [Part 1]</title>
		<link>http://theformalist.org/archives/836</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David J. Rothman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[by David Rothman]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><strong>Homer</strong></div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Agamemnon, forced to give back Chryseis,</div>
<div>Demands of Achilles, Briseis.</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; So Achilles, unlaid,</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; Will not join the parade,</div>
<div>And the Trojans think &ldquo;No one can slay us!&rdquo;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Then Patroclus, Achilles&rsquo; best buddy,</div>
<div>Takes his armor, but winds up all bloody.</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; For despite his great will he&rsquo;s</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; Not as strong as Achilles&mdash;&nbsp;</div>
<div>It&rsquo;s hard to be a god&rsquo;s understudy.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>So Achilles jumps back in the fray,</div>
<div>Killing Trojans all night and all day.</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; He turns their boy Hector</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; Into just one more specter,</div>
<div>And his father, old Priam, goes gray.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Cassandra said &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t trust that horse!&rdquo;</div>
<div>The Trojans ignored her, of course.</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; But quite soon they learned,</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; As Ilium burned,</div>
<div>That she could have been quite a resource.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Laoco&ouml;n agreed it was fake:</div>
<div>To accept it would be a mistake.</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; They laughed at him too,</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; And now there&rsquo;s a statue</div>
<div>Showing how he was killed by a snake.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Odysseus tried to get home.</div>
<div>For a decade he battled the foam.</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; Tel&eacute;makhos strove,</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; While Penelope wove,</div>
<div>To keep suitors from her chromosome.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Nausicaa, Circe, Calypso:</div>
<div>They all had such sweet, pretty lips. &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo;</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; They cried &ldquo;Brave Odysseus!</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; Won&rsquo;t you strip down and kiss us?&rdquo;</div>
<div>He said &ldquo;Ladies, I go where my ships go.&rdquo;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>When Odysseus finally returned,</div>
<div>And learned that Penelope&rsquo;d spurned</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; The suitors&rsquo; lewd beds,</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; He cut off their heads,</div>
<div>A reward their bad manners had earned.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><strong>Plato</strong></div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Plato wanted to kick out the poet;</div>
<div>Called us liars and said we have no wit;</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; Said it&rsquo;s only philosophy</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; That can free us from sophistry&mdash;&nbsp;</div>
<div>But then why write a novel to show it?</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><strong>Aristotle</strong></div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Aristotle then taught us to state</div>
<div>Propositions with taxonomical weight,</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; And when he taught school&nbsp; <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 22px;"><br />
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<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; He enforced each tough rule,</div>
<div>Sometimes spanking Alexander the Great.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><strong>Genesis</strong></div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>In the Bible, in the very beginning,</div>
<div>Eve and Adam have no sense of sinning.</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; Then they eat the wrong fruit</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; And are given the boot</div>
<div>Out of Eden, where the snake slithers, grinning.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>There were giants in the earth in those days,</div>
<div>But there was also a giant malaise.</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; This roiled God&rsquo;s blood,</div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp; So he sent a flood,</div>
<div>Though the next time He&rsquo;ll set things ablaze.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>
<div>God saved Noah, who fathered a rabble<br />
		That soon built the Tower of Babel.<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; They all spoke one language,<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; Which gave God great anguish,<br />
		So he broke it and made them play Scrabble.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>God looked down on the city of Ur,</div>
<div>And saw that its ways were impure.<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; So he told Abraham<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; To smash idols and scram,<br />
		And henceforth to address Him as &ldquo;Sir.&rdquo;</p>
<p>		Later on, God said &ldquo;Abe, kill your son.&rdquo;<br />
		Abe said &ldquo;Where you want this killing done?&rdquo;<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; God said &ldquo;Get your tefillin,<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; And stop quoting Bob Dylan.&rdquo;<br />
		Abe said &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; and left on the run.</p>
<p>
		<strong>The Psalms</strong></p>
<p>		The Lord is my shepherd, I guess,<br />
		But I still seem to want &mdash; what a mess!<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; His rod and his staff<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; May fill your carafe,<br />
		But my cup seems to be holding less.</p>
<p>
		<strong>Augustine</strong></p>
<p>		I envy good St. Augustine.<br />
		His adolescence was truly obscene.<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; Later on he apologized,<br />
		&nbsp;&nbsp; And so he was canonized!<br />
		Not bad for a great libertine.</div>
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		<title>California Poppies</title>
		<link>http://theformalist.org/archives/1248</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taylor Altman</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>These poppies, brighter than the Scottish broom,&nbsp;<br />
	unload their blossoms, sweet as orange juice,<br />
	upon an April afternoon&rsquo;s deep blues.<br />
	Each golden flower is a private room.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>When northern California&rsquo;s in full bloom,<br />
	the bees come for a snack, a&nbsp;<i>bouche-amuse</i>,<br />
	a plethora of treats. Which will they choose?<br />
	The seeds, like onyx lamps, hang in the gloom.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>The gardener bends down, and quietly<br />
	she preens the glowing rooms; her gloved hands hold&nbsp;<br />
	dried leaves like interlocking rings of mail.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>As poppy season is unusually<br />
	short-lived, seeds tumble from a cup of gold<br />
	more precious than the Templars&rsquo; holy grail</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>.</div>
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		<title>Two Poems</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph S. Salemi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[by Joseph S. Salemi]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Respectably Transgressive</h3>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&ldquo;Your verse is not transgressive,&rdquo; said a team</div>
<div>Of editors who oversaw my work.</div>
<div>&ldquo;It doesn&rsquo;t cause the bourgeoisie to scream;</div>
<div>It doesn&rsquo;t flash a cool postmodern smirk</div>
<div>At old assumptions, attitudes, or notions.</div>
<div>A poem has to break down some taboo,</div>
<div>Give vent to dark, implacable emotions&mdash;</div>
<div>But that&rsquo;s just what your poems do not do.&rdquo;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>And so I whetted each line: made them bite</div>
<div>And slash and hack and amputate and slice.</div>
<div>The editors grew tremulous and white,</div>
<div>Coughed gently, and rephrased their first advice:</div>
<div>&ldquo;No satire, violence, hatred, drugs, or whoring&mdash;</div>
<div>Transgression must be decorous, and boring.&rdquo;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>
<h3>L&rsquo;Etat C&rsquo;est Nous</h3>
<blockquote>
<div><i>The oddest thing about the </i></div>
<div><i>American polity is that it is run </i></div>
<div><i>by an arrogant upscale elite </i></div>
<div><i>that fancies itself &ldquo;progressive.&rdquo;</i></div>
<div>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &mdash;Derek Burgoyne</div>
</blockquote>
<div>O we are the sanctified liberals;</div>
<div>We nurture democracy&rsquo;s flame&mdash;</div>
<div>We point out the pathway to virtue</div>
<div>And make sure you follow the same.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>We keep to the tasteful dead center;</div>
<div>We banish from thought and from sight</div>
<div>Those strangely upsetting proposals</div>
<div>You hear from the left and the right.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Responsible leaders and parties</div>
<div>Repair to us, begging for aid&mdash;</div>
<div>For we give the Stamp of Approval</div>
<div>To all that is decent and staid.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>The publishing houses and networks</div>
<div>Comply with our dictates benign.</div>
<div>We like editorial pages</div>
<div>To follow the moderate line.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>There are a few barbarous holdouts.</div>
<div>We haven&rsquo;t got under our hat</div>
<div>Some renegade radio stations,</div>
<div>But we are still working on that.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Credentialling is our main weapon&mdash;</div>
<div>You won&rsquo;t get ahead in your field</div>
<div>Unless we conclude your intentions</div>
<div>Are congruent with our ideal.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Our watchwords are justice and fairness&mdash;</div>
<div>The freedom lamp, lit and aglow,</div>
<div>Is held aloft at our conventions</div>
<div>And yet there&rsquo;s a thing you should know:</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>These egalitarian trappings</div>
<div>Do not make us part of the mass.</div>
<div>Our status, our wealth, and our merit</div>
<div>Mean we are the governing class.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>We want public schools to be funded</div>
<div>(The poor have in us a great friend)</div>
<div>Though Andover, Groton, and Choate</div>
<div>Are where our own children attend.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>We force housing laws down the throats of</div>
<div>The evil white working-class hordes,</div>
<div>While we live in luxury condos</div>
<div>Where tenants are vetted by boards.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>We issue all policy guidelines</div>
<div>And say when a war is required,</div>
<div>Though none of our sons will be ordered</div>
<div>To fields where live ammo is fired.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>O we are the sanctified liberals;</div>
<div>Remember our rank, and your place&mdash;</div>
<div>And never presume for a moment</div>
<div>The world doesn&rsquo;t run by our grace.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
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		<title>Swallows</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 00:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo Yankevich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Leo Yankevich]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>It was once thought that swallows&nbsp;</div>
<div>wintered on the moon,</div>
<div>or morphed into field mice</div>
<div>beneath the autumn swoon</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>of clouds, or slept beneath</div>
<div>wavelets on the floor</div>
<div>of shadowy ponds and lakes</div>
<div>until the sudden lure</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>of springtime roused them from</div>
<div>the kingdom of the dead.</div>
<div>Early Christians believed</div>
<div>they swirled around the head</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>of Jesus, giving comfort</div>
<div>as he bore his heavy cross,</div>
<div>or they were harbingers</div>
<div>of heaven after loss.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Today I look above</div>
<div>the eaves as autumn blooms&nbsp;</div>
<div>in the deep well of the sky,</div>
<div>my house&rsquo;s empty rooms</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>echoing only wind,</div>
<div>the memory of their song.</div>
<div>They have flown south for winter,</div>
<div>which here is dark and long.</div>
<blockquote>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
</blockquote>
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		<title>Halloween, 2006</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo Yankevich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Leo Yankevich]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>You see October at the foot of hills,</div>
<div>the leaves of suburbs rotting in the yards</div>
<div>of smiling couch-potatoes, hands on hearts</div>
<div>that beat because they can. They&rsquo;ve made their wills.</div>
<div>They will bequeath their kingdoms and their money</div>
<div>to bunny shelters. Childless, they will send</div>
<div>their love to Bantu tribesmen, give the honey</div>
<div>from their jars to geisha girls who bend</div>
<div>and make their beds. Yes, you can smell the rot</div>
<div>as you see young men dressed as Catholic nuns</div>
<div>parade the streets, young women crude and worn</div>
<div>by buck abuse, and yahoos watching, fraught</div>
<div>with fear, and waving flags. The evil runs</div>
<div>its course. A rough beast slouches to be born.&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
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		<title>The Unknown Circle of Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph S. Salemi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[by Joseph S. Salemi]]></description>
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<blockquote>
<div><i>Personae and scene:</i> Vergil and Dante,</div>
<div>somewhere in the mid-region of Hell.</div>
</blockquote>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Dante:</span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Honored Vergil, tell me where we&rsquo;re going&mdash;</span></span></div>
<div>It&rsquo;s hard for me to take in what you&rsquo;re showing</div>
<div>Without some preparation. I can&rsquo;t deal</div>
<div>With shocking sights that make my blood congeal.</div>
<div>Already I&rsquo;m a quaking nervous wreck.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>Dante, we&rsquo;re not halfway through our trek.</div>
<div>Before I guide you to this special ring</div>
<div>I have to ask you for one little thing.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>What is it, Master? Whatever you request,</div>
<div>I&rsquo;m bound to honor it. I&rsquo;m just a guest</div>
<div>In this dead world of spectral pain and fire.</div>
<div>I&rsquo;ve come to see, then serve the sacred lyre.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>That&rsquo;s exactly what I&rsquo;m driving at&mdash;</div>
<div>Dante, this next ring is not for that.</div>
<div>What you see here you cannot write about.</div>
<div>Keep your mouth shut, for without a doubt</div>
<div>It will not serve our honor to disclose</div>
<div>This special class of sinners. Heaven knows</div>
<div>They aren&rsquo;t quite as bad as some we&rsquo;ve viewed:</div>
<div>The heretics, the violent, and the lewd,</div>
<div>Or those the devils roast upon a spit,</div>
<div>Or gluttons in a rain of piss and shit.</div>
<div>Still, I want this circle to stay hidden.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>Master, I will do what I am bidden.</div>
<div>But Vergil, just who are these chosen sinners?</div>
<div>And by what favor of the Triple Spinners</div>
<div>Do they escape the fury of my pen?</div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">&nbsp;</span></div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>Dante, there&rsquo;s a certain group of men</div>
<div>Who can produce great beauty if they try</div>
<div>By fashioning a pretty little lie.</div>
<div>These are the poets, and you know the breed,</div>
<div>For you and I are children of their seed.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>But master, are the poets all in Hell?</div>
<div>This abattoir of foul sulphuric smell?</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>No, not all&mdash;but there are quite a few.</div>
<div>Let me introduce you to the crew.</div>
<div>First, there are the scum who scrounged for grants.</div>
<div>Here the demons stab them with a lance</div>
<div>Right in the rectum. Though they howl and yelp,</div>
<div>Their r&eacute;sum&eacute;s won&rsquo;t bring them any help.</div>
<div>They spent their lives brown-nosing derri&egrave;res&mdash;</div>
<div>Now they get a violent thrust up theirs.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>I can&rsquo;t conceive a better retribution</div>
<div>For those who turned their art to prostitution.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>These men here ran seminars and workshops&mdash;</div>
<div>The devils lift them high up, and each jerk drops</div>
<div>Onto a bed of upraised bayonets.</div>
<div>That&rsquo;s the fitting punishment he gets</div>
<div>For conning fools and grabbing coed ass</div>
<div>And spouting lousy poetry in class.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>Who are these who fill the air with pleadings?</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>They are poets who gave countless readings</div>
<div>As an excuse to socialize and drink.</div>
<div>We load their backs with lecterns. Don&rsquo;t you think</div>
<div>A punishment of that sort suits their crime?</div>
<div>They&rsquo;ll tote those lecterns till the end of time.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>I notice there a pack whose horrid braying</div>
<div>Is donkey-like, but God knows what they&rsquo;re saying.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>Those are silly twits with MFAs</div>
<div>Who pay the price here of their wasted days.</div>
<div>We stuff them (like good Strasbourg geese) with theory</div>
<div>Until their minds are gone, and eyes are bleary.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>I hear a piercing scream that starts to harrow</div>
<div>My very soul, and chills me to the marrow!</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>Ah yes, that&rsquo;s someone who can&rsquo;t keep the meter.</div>
<div>Hell considers such a bard a cheater</div>
<div>And so he&rsquo;s stretched and broken on the rack</div>
<div>Until the vertebrae inside his back</div>
<div>Are carefully laid out in pure iambics.</div>
<div>That&rsquo;s the only way to treat these damn pricks.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>Vergil, is such punishment condign?</div>
<div>Not every poet can maintain the line.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>If they can&rsquo;t follow metrics, why the hell</div>
<div>Do they claim to be poets? There&rsquo;s no smell</div>
<div>Here in the Devil&rsquo;s Furnace that out-stenches</div>
<div>These limping, foot-shy poets. He who wrenches</div>
<div>His line-length out of kilter is a ninny</div>
<div>Who turns our golden art to something tinny,</div>
<div>And once down here he&rsquo;ll pay for it in groans</div>
<div>As we set straight his sinews, joints, and bones.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>Well Master, on this circle I&rsquo;ll keep silence</div>
<div>Unlike the sins of carnal lust and violence.</div>
<div>I&rsquo;ll write no canto on this ring of poets&mdash;</div>
<div>No reader of my <i>Comedy</i> shall know its</div>
<div>Presence in Inferno. But please tell:</div>
<div>Why leave unsung this little bit of Hell?</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Vergil:</i></div>
<div>Dante, we are poets, you and I&mdash;</div>
<div>And when that holy calling goes awry</div>
<div>Our general reputation is befouled.</div>
<div>So therefore let this circle be encowled</div>
<div>Like hooded monks in cloisters closely pent</div>
<div>Unspeaking and unspoken of. They&rsquo;ve rent</div>
<div>The fabric of our art to tattered rags.</div>
<div>They&rsquo;re just a pack of whoring, worn-out slags.</div>
<div>Allow them not a taste of celebration</div>
<div>By writing of their well-deserved damnation.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>Dante:</i></div>
<div>I&rsquo;ll add unto the pains these folk endure</div>
<div>A compound curse that leaves their work obscure.</div>
<div>They shall inherit, as their portion just,</div>
<div>The tongueless silence of the dreamless dust.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
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		<title>Samuel Johnson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wiley Clements</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The minds of some men are familiar lands<br />
	With mountains, rivers, moors, long winding roads,<br />
	Meadows, forest tracks and desert sands,<br />
	Vipers and hornets, scorpions and toads.<br />
	His mind was like a thundering sky at times,<br />
	A tempest, tidal wave, a storm at sea;<br />
	Again it was a campanile of chimes,<br />
	A quiet lake, a zephyr on the lea,<br />
	A picture gallery, a treasury<br />
	Of antique volumes curiously clept,<br />
	The archive of a scholar&#39;s memory<br />
	In which the whole of English speech was kept.<br />
	In company, if wit and sense declined,<br />
	What vast supply in that Bodleian mind!<br />
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